artisplay's definitions

Eeeesh

Both the audible sound and inner feeling of sweaty post-workout balls.

After his hour long, stairmaster workout, Joseph felt the oncoming drip, drip, drip and squish, squish squish of the eeeesh on his balls

by artisplay August 25, 2023

rollerbladder

A mobile expanding bladder, caused by a rollerblader who stops at Starbucks for a venti refresher on half-off Wednesdays, drinks most of it sitting down, then continues on their way. Makes even routine rollingblading an extreme sport unless wearing an adult diaper.

Natalie downed the whole raspberry açaí, then kept going. Her rollerbladder needs a toilet shortly, or else the next sidewalk bump gonna be rollerbladder sploosh.

by artisplay August 5, 2023

Glitter mucus

On the middle of women’s menstrual cycle, this is the conspicuously missing cervical mucus quality when your basal core temperature is almost feverishly sparkly, indicating you have harvested an ovulating disco ball egg and your as ripe as a yellow star fruit.

No need to do a cervix check, it was obvious to everyone she tagged on tiktok that Nat had glitter mucus.

by artisplay September 11, 2023

nut cred

1. Saving up or postponing nutting for later on for several reasons such as avoiding post nut clarity and completing a 2 week challenge. It also improves spank bank.

2. Applies solely to males on the size of testicles determining the quantity and character of semen output. Participants of the 2 week challenge obtain a legendary output of semen of 11 ml or 0.011 L.

1. Alex decided to Nut cred by participating in a 2 week challenge which he could brag about to his friends. He believes in semen retention and strongly encourages it. According to Alex, “Nut Cred prevents post nut clarity. I feel amazing.”

2. “ My huge nuts enable me to have a gigantic output of semen”- Alex
“Are you referring to Nut Cred?” - Gina
“Ofc. But my vivid imagination and 2 week challenge also helped in increasing the output volume” - Alex

by artisplay September 16, 2023

Eeeesh

An expression that used to imply the complete opposite of relief, appreciation or satisfaction.

After a disappointing muffin buttering session during which Nat repeatedly interrupted with text notifications, Alex could only express his dismay with a loud and definitive ‘Eeeesh!”

by artisplay August 25, 2023

rollerbladder sploosh

The least desirable but predictable outcome of a rollerbladder. This occurs when hitting a navigable bump on road surface causing a large discharge of piping hot urine to come gushing out of a woman’s urethra. Depending on the attire, it may leave a pronounced large wet urine stain, pronounced urine smell, and even trickle down her legs. Males experience similar consequences however discharge is likely away from the crotch depending on how his penis hangs.

By the stain and smell of her rollerblades, plus the empty Starbucks refresher in her hands, I could tell she had a rollerbladder sploosh just moments before.

by artisplay August 5, 2023

Eeeesh

Far less clinical term for the shedded endometrial lining during a menstrual cycle.

Natasha felt the monthly cramps signaling her eeeesh was on the move.

by artisplay August 25, 2023