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roflmaobama 

Before the election, what you said if you were a hardcore Obama fan.
"OH GOD, OBAMA'S PENIS IS 2 INCHES... FROM THE FLOOR!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!"
roflmaobama by crazyface123444321 January 24, 2009
Words you can keep

roflmaobama 

To be such a hardcore Obama fan you name internet lingo after him.

"THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT JOBAMA'S BLUEBERRY!!!!"

"ROFLMAOBAMA!!!!"
roflmaobama by CrazyVengeance January 27, 2009

roflmaobtcastciiho 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One.

Combination of ROFLMAO, ROFLBTC and ROFLSTCIIHO. Means that you laugh.
Person #1: *says something funny*
Person #2: ROFLMAOBTCASTCIIHO
roflmaobtcastciiho by SyrFox February 7, 2008

roflmaoamcwba 

"Rolling On Floor Laughing My Arse Off And Mr Carpenter Would Be Angry"

Extension of ROFLMAO, primarily used in situations where the regular ROFL and ROFLMAO are not strong enough to fit the level of virtual laughter required

The Mr Carpenter refered to in the acronym is in fact Peter Carpenter, undoubtedly the most famous British comedian of the 17th century

USE WITH CAUTION
That's hillarious!! ROFLMAOAMCWBA
roflmaoamcwba by Peter Noble April 7, 2005

ROFLMAOBFMA 

Acronym for "Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off, bleeding from my ass." Mid-90's IRC parody of ROFLMAO.
Cyber-chatter 1: Two men walk into a bar.
Cyber-chatter 1: One of them should have seen it.
Cyber-chatter 2: ROFLMAOBFMA.
ROFLMAOBFMA by FltErthSo January 18, 2005

roflmaobmlo

The awesome compilation of the letters roflmaobmlo meaning "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barfing My Lungs Out"
Bill: "I heard that George Bush got assasinated"

Bob: "ROFLMAOBMLO!!!"

Bill: "I know, isn't that just hilarious?"

Loser that no one likes: "NO!"
roflmaobmlo by M V P June 16, 2007

ROFLMAOBTCASTC 

Rolling on the Floor Laughing my Ass Off, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat...seems to be used by German posters first...but it belongs to the rest of the world now.
When I read that post, I was ROFLMAOBTCASTC...
ROFLMAOBTCASTC by wahnula February 28, 2009
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