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ROFLWSMOJAOP 

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rolling on the floor laughing while spilling my orange juice all over the place.
ROFLWSMOJAOP!!
ROFLWSMOJAOP by ROFLWSMOJAOP January 3, 2010
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ROFLTSO 

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ROFLTSO is an internet acronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing, Tongue Sticking Out. It's an overjoy laugh while tongue is sticking out, teasing, making fun of or joking around.
A. Hellloads! Ann is a real slut.
B. ROFLTSO, "sluts got talent" :P
ROFLTSO by primaverabebe January 5, 2011

rofltime 

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When a person gets overly excited and starts laughing, while rolling on the floor.
Jimmy; Hey! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Ryan; I don't need to know....because it's ROFLTIME!
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Jimmy later switched to geico, saving a bundle on car insurance.
rofltime by Yodaaaaa? July 23, 2008

roflasm 

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Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.
"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."
roflasm by Rogaru March 8, 2014

roflsmipoms 

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Acronym: Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Much I Puked On My Shoes
Response to joke:

ROFLSMIPOMS!!
roflsmipoms by J and C December 24, 2005

rofltime 

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roll on floor laughing till i make eggs
"Dani just rofltime.
rofltime by amandasapoophead February 27, 2011
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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