Related to ROFL, a ROFLASM means both to laugh so hard it comes close to orgasmic in its quality, and also literally abbreviates the phrase 'Roll on the floor laughing and shat myself'.

"That was so fucking funny, I just had a ROFLASM."

"I just ROFLASMed all over myself."

roflasm by Rogaru March 8, 2014

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rofltsm

Derived from the word rofl, or "rolling on floor laughing." It means "rolling on floor laughing then shit myself."

Guy one - "That girl is fucking beat."
Guy two - "ROFLTSM!!1!"
Guy one - "...Shutup."

rofltsm by KFlavin June 28, 2006

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roflsmipoms

Acronym: Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Much I Puked On My Shoes

Response to joke:

ROFLSMIPOMS!!

roflsmipoms by J and C December 24, 2005

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roflsmic

Rolling on floor laughing so much I'm crying.

Very_funny_person: Your mom!
Easy_to_make_laugh: roflsmic.

roflsmic by boobookittyfck July 4, 2008

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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