13 definitions by El Zacko

1
The disease contracted the last week of summer where you realize school will begin shortly and your summer life will have no chance for survival.
"Shit, what's a matter with him?"
"Nothing, he just has Summericular Cancer."
by El Zacko August 16, 2007
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2
The greatest music genre ever made, often including trumpets and up-beat rifts.
β€œBro, wanna jam to some Less Than Jake”
β€œOf course bruh, that’s my favorite Ska band!”
by El Zacko June 08, 2019
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3
Something or someone that instantly can bring any good time no matter how crunk to an end within the blink of an eye. Mostly associated with white people.
"YO BITCH I COULD GET FUCKING CRUNK ALL NIGHT SON!!"
" Hi fellas! It's me Mark! May I partake in these funderful activites you guys are participating in?"
"Fucking Anti-Crunk..."

"You stole my purple drink! So fucking Anti-Crunk."
by El Zacko September 23, 2006
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4
An exclamation made by those religious enough to exclude God from the phrase God Damnit. Slightly less blasphemous and slightly more hilarious.
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole
"COCK DAMNIT! THE GAME FUCKING CHEATS!"

"Aww Cock Damnit Paul, you spilled gravy all over my dvd player."
by El Zacko August 09, 2007
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5
The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.
"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."
by El Zacko September 19, 2006
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6
Acceptable circumstance to deem anyone who wears abercrombie as gay. Meerly wearing an article of clothing now is suffice to determine homosexuality.
"Oh he looks cute."
"Like you have a chance, he sucks Abercrombie and Dick."
by El Zacko August 13, 2007
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7
A term applied to Dolls that boys play with to make them seem more manly. The boys who are really compensating call them action figures.
"Hey Bobby, wanna come over after school and play with my action dolls?"

"My mom is picking me up a new wrestling action doll after school."
by El Zacko September 23, 2006
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