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Roflmayonnaise
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Equivalent of Roflmao (Roll on floor laughing my ass off) but with
mayonnaise
added to express you jizzed in your
pants
at the same
time
LOL
, dude
wtf
r u
doing roflmayonnaise
Roflmayonnaise
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Tha_Robdog
June 29, 2009
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