roflnmayonause

A type of condiment that brings you lol's and tastes good on a hot dog.

Andrew: i would like some Roflnmayonause with my uber hot dog
Conner: im not a salesman... idiot
Andrew: Soi soi soi you sell your dick to others
Landon: Eww.. conner your a sick freak
Conner: Sigh i hate mai life ooo wanna suck mai dick?
Andrew: he does (points to landon)
conner: LANDON OPEN WIDE
Landon: k

by lolrus abuser May 19, 2008

roflmayonaise

ROFLMAYONAISE is a combination of ROFL and LMAO and MAYONAISE ROF-LMA-YONAISE. Mainly used on forums and mIRC.

Noob: we0re iz mai ethernet port live?
h4x0r: omg roflmayonaise, what a novice.

by Corey Elmer January 6, 2005