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ROFLWEW
Guy1:Man these waffles are mad good
Guy2: ROFL. are u ROFLWEW?
Guy1: Naw im totally eating them at the table
Guy2: ROFL. are u ROFLWEW?
Guy1: Naw im totally eating them at the table
ROFLWEW by taylor mcconnelll January 19, 2009
Related Words
roflfw • roflwaffle • ROFLAW • roflpwn • roflownage • ROFLwagen • Roflwagon • ROFLWES • roflweab • roflwep
Unlawful Roflwaffle
Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
Unlawful Roflwaffle by C.R. March 2, 2008
ROFLWUIM
"Rolling On The Floor Laughing With You Inside Me"
ROFLWUIM is an extremely creepy acronym used while flirting via instant messaging, texting and other non-verbal communication methods by females and or gay males, in most cases after a joke is told by the person being flirted with.
Like its parent acronym - ROFL, ROFLWUIM can be combined with other acronyms or expanded by adding additional letters.
ROFLWUIM is an extremely creepy acronym used while flirting via instant messaging, texting and other non-verbal communication methods by females and or gay males, in most cases after a joke is told by the person being flirted with.
Like its parent acronym - ROFL, ROFLWUIM can be combined with other acronyms or expanded by adding additional letters.
ROFLMAOWUIM - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With You Inside Me
ROFLWUIMWESWTFBBQ- Rolling On The Floor With You Inside Me Whilst Eating Steak and What The Fuck Barbecue Sauce
Guy: "(insert hilarious joke)"
Flirtygurl57: "You're so funny and cute XD. I want to ROFLWUIM"
Guy: "noice"
ROFLWUIMWESWTFBBQ- Rolling On The Floor With You Inside Me Whilst Eating Steak and What The Fuck Barbecue Sauce
Guy: "(insert hilarious joke)"
Flirtygurl57: "You're so funny and cute XD. I want to ROFLWUIM"
Guy: "noice"
ROFLWUIM by the real uncle money pockets April 29, 2010
ROFLWJO
Roll On Floor Laughing While Jacking Off. This occurs when an extremely hot bitch tells you a funny joke. You cannot resist to laugh, and you have the urge to jack off. For females this turns into ROFLWFO, Roll On Floor Lauging While Fingering Oneself
Eric: Dude that hot bitch told me a joke, i totally ROFLWJO.
Brandon: Haha, did she ROFLWFO too?
Eric: Yeah then we had butt sex
Brandon: OMG
Brandon: Haha, did she ROFLWFO too?
Eric: Yeah then we had butt sex
Brandon: OMG
ROFLWJO by eric517707 August 10, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.