roflav

Rolling on floor laughing and vomitting.

That is, to find something equally amusing and appalling.

Statement: I picked my nose and ate it. I quickly spat it out when i realised it was actually a maggot squirming in my mouth.

Response: roflav

by ROFLAV May 28, 2008

roflaf

Rolling on Floor Laughing and Farting

Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.

DB: I just entered e/j on the 1 min light and I'm up 1 pip. Cmon, let's see one mor pip.
DJ: ROFLAF

by mspips January 25, 2008

roflvulture

to be used in the context in which one scavenges for a cheap laugh, or merely for random and humorous effect.

"Your mum's so fat even dora can't explore her."
"roflvulture"

by Shrenley January 15, 2010

roflamingo

The hip version to say ROFL.

User1: I want to sniff Eva Mendez. User2: roflamingo

by davieringo October 28, 2007

ROFLAMAO

you moron you mispelled ROFLMAO.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

roflabic

An acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing and biting into carpet". May also be conjoined with the acronym lmao to produce rofLMAOabic.
SEE: rodflmfao, rofl, lmao, lmfao, and roflmao.

That's hilarious, ROFLABIC

by Cameron "Schblade" December 3, 2003

ROFLAARP

Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography

Wow! Did you see that ROFLAARP, on TV last night?

by semicirclew August 9, 2009