Is what you would call a dumb person, who's big as a tank, with a brain the size of a peanut, very trusting, but easily manipulated, has either a pet dog or hamster named Duckie, sees things a little different than the rest of us, and believes in Bigfoot, and sometimes goes by the name Cornbred.
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Rockchild! When I told you to cut the grass, I didn't mean with a pair of scissors!
Rockchild! When I told you to cut the grass, I didn't mean with a pair of scissors!
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There is nothing but a battered rockshield between us and that bitch... but this is one bump in the road that she can never get over.
by Friend May 29, 2003
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But don't take him for granted cuz he can pop on someone real quick
But don't take him for granted cuz he can pop on someone real quick
by Thick mama April 15, 2017
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"OMG dude, you were a total rockwilder on the dancefloor yesterday! Sick
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"Thanks man, am da Rockwidler
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We can’t fight without our guns because we a bunch of pussys and can’t fight. Claim we drug dealers who make bank but can’t even afford to get a car. We drug dealers but can’t deliver or never answer the phone. A place where crackheads walk around and beg for money. A place where people walk around with a “gang” of people fucking shit up cause it’s “cool”. We don’t got jobs so we just steal peoples cars and break in cars for money. Where girls dress half naked and fuck the whole squad but claim there “not a hoe”. WELCOME TO THE TOWN OF ROCKHILL.
We can’t fight without our guns because we a bunch of pussys and can’t fight. Claim we drug dealers who make bank but can’t even afford to get a car. We drug dealers but can’t deliver or never answer the phone. A place where crackheads walk around and beg for money. A place where people walk around with a “gang” of people fucking shit up cause it’s “cool”. We don’t got jobs so we just steal peoples cars and break in cars for money. Where girls dress half naked and fuck the whole squad but claim there “not a hoe”. WELCOME TO THE TOWN OF ROCKHILL.
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everyone making those tiktok industrial revolution videos has said something at least once about him and people associate him with the song california dreamin by the mamas and the papas.
here is a fake scenario about jacob rotschild:
all the leaves are brown
jacob: hello I am jacob rotschild and I am here to destroy the world. slaves sing my favorite song!
slaves: all the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
and the sky is gray (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
on a winter's day.
jacob: thank you very much. now i will go plan on destroying the world!
spiderman: knock knock it's spiderman. I'm here to beat you up, jacob rotschild.
jacob: no, I am too strong.
fighting scenario:
jacob:"huyah","huyah","huyah"
spiderman:"w ̹͙̤̑̊̔e̵̳͂a ̡̛̭͈̓̌a ̳̥͂̈̍ḁ̴̞̗͒o ͚̂̚w ̩̓̀̌","uhuuuu..."
after the fight:
jacob: I am too strong!
everyone making those tiktok industrial revolution videos has said something at least once about him and people associate him with the song california dreamin by the mamas and the papas.
here is a fake scenario about jacob rotschild:
all the leaves are brown
jacob: hello I am jacob rotschild and I am here to destroy the world. slaves sing my favorite song!
slaves: all the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
and the sky is gray (and the sky is grey)
I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk)
on a winter's day.
jacob: thank you very much. now i will go plan on destroying the world!
spiderman: knock knock it's spiderman. I'm here to beat you up, jacob rotschild.
jacob: no, I am too strong.
fighting scenario:
jacob:"huyah","huyah","huyah"
spiderman:"w ̹͙̤̑̊̔e̵̳͂a ̡̛̭͈̓̌a ̳̥͂̈̍ḁ̴̞̗͒o ͚̂̚w ̩̓̀̌","uhuuuu..."
after the fight:
jacob: I am too strong!
Person 1: oh no jacob rotschild is here to destroy the world!
Person 2: all the leaves are brown and jacob rotschild made the sky gray!
Person 2: all the leaves are brown and jacob rotschild made the sky gray!
by coolmathman32 January 25, 2023
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