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roadboner 

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when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying
i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner
roadboner by matt August 22, 2004
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bumpy road boner 

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When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."
While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.
bumpy road boner by crazy b February 11, 2005

Roboner

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When a person derives sexual satisfaction from activity with or being in the presence of robots.
George Lucas has such a Roboner for R2D2; he includes him in every scene!
Roboner by Volibar December 7, 2009

roboner

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A roboner is a robot's boner. A boner belonging to a robot.
Hey, that robot's got a boner. A roboner.
roboner by A guy named Archer June 30, 2008

Ramboner 

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When watching action movies one becomes aroused due to the sheer manliness of the event.
When that bus full of school children blew up I got a raging Ramboner
Ramboner by carolejonchris March 3, 2008

Road Boner 

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A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.
I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.
Road Boner by Tim - E June 11, 2006

roadbeer 

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A beer that is drank on the road while driving.
I had me a roadbeer on the way home from work.
roadbeer by sukmi December 9, 2008
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