roadboner

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying

i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner

by matt August 22, 2004

bumpy road boner

When you're driving along a bumpy road, and the constant bumping around makes your body get confused due to all the penis flopage occuring within your pants, and to your surprise you get a boner. Also known as a "brb."

While taking the buggy for a spin I got a bumpy road boner and had to lie about why I didn't want to get up from the drivers seat. "I'm just checking the gauges," I said.

by crazy b February 11, 2005

Roboner

When a person derives sexual satisfaction from activity with or being in the presence of robots.

George Lucas has such a Roboner for R2D2; he includes him in every scene!

by Volibar December 7, 2009

roboner

A roboner is a robot's boner. A boner belonging to a robot.

Hey, that robot's got a boner. A roboner.

by A guy named Archer June 30, 2008

Ramboner

When watching action movies one becomes aroused due to the sheer manliness of the event.

When that bus full of school children blew up I got a raging Ramboner

by carolejonchris March 3, 2008

Road Boner

A random erection that occurs while drving long distances. Often leads to discomfort and the need to adjust.

I had 73 road boners on the trip to Ohio.

by Tim - E June 11, 2006

roadbeer

A beer that is drank on the road while driving.

I had me a roadbeer on the way home from work.

by sukmi December 9, 2008