road apples

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Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.

road apples by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022

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road apples

horse shit on the road

road apples by crap magnet May 25, 2003

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Road apples

A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"

During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."

Road apples by Le Enguis en Herbe March 14, 2010

road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

road apple by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Word of the Day on April 19, 2023

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

road apple by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

Road apple by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

Road Apple

A woman who looks as though she has been around the block 10 times on her hands and knees. Ugly faced redneck-y slut type woman with no couth. Easy bee-yatch.

Carls' new girlfriend is a road apple, she needs to learn some manners.

Road Apple by Julie F September 3, 2005

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026