road apples 

Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.

road apples by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022

road apples 

horse shit on the road

road apples by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Road apples 

A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"

During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."

Road apples by Le Enguis en Herbe March 14, 2010

road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

road apple by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

road apple by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

Road apple by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

Road Apple

A woman who looks as though she has been around the block 10 times on her hands and knees. Ugly faced redneck-y slut type woman with no couth. Easy bee-yatch.

Carls' new girlfriend is a road apple, she needs to learn some manners.

Road Apple by Julie F September 3, 2005