road apples 

Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.

road apples by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022

road apples 

horse shit on the road

road apples by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Road apples 

A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"

During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."

Road apples by Le Enguis en Herbe March 14, 2010

road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

road apple by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

road apple

a lump of horse excrement

Watch out for the road apples on the street.

road apple by Light Joker December 4, 2004

Road Apple Catcher 

The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.

Thank God for the Road Apple Catcher, or that could have been me.

Road Apple Catcher by road apples September 2, 2009

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

road apple by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005