riveros 

Riveros (pronounced Rive-Ross) is the definition of a cute, portly latino. He loves making fun of the bipolar kid in the group. He may even kiss you.

Have you met Edgar?
Yeah, he's a total Riveros.

riveros by MegaMaggotMRH April 6, 2015

luciana riveros 

the baddest b she’s such a baddie, and she kinda stupid but it’s okay ig

OMG did you see what luciana riveros posted??? she’s so hot!

luciana riveros by djlola102 November 4, 2020

Joan Rivers 

A Dead Clown Carcass

Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass

Joan Rivers by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009

Bleeding Rivers

To bitch and moan constantly to the point where it feels there is a river of menstrol blood flowing through the room you are standing in.

Both Male and Female can and do bleed rivers.

"Ah man I got home late last night and my mother was bleeding RIVERS on me"

- dude spills drink on another dude
person 1 "WHAT THE FUCK MAN"
person 2"Stop bleeding rivers man it was an accident"
person 1"Your right brotha, its cahz"

Bleeding Rivers by Kurdumbri March 8, 2011

Mad Riverish 

The phenomenon when a recent college graduate acts extremely douchie at a bar by pretending to be way too cool. Named after a douchie bar in a large Midwestern city.

"Hey Matt, did you see those five clowns standing in the corner of the bar acting all Mad Riverish? Those jokers graduated from college like 5 minutes ago and now they are acting like their shit don't stink. What a bunch of lame 30k millionaires."

Mad Riverish by michaelcongress April 3, 2009

Rivers Cuomo

The frontman of Weezer. Born on June 13, 1970. He is devoted to Vipassana Meditation and is said to meditate twice a day. Many people have stated the many positive changes that have occurred in Rivers ever since he started this method. Due to meditation, Rivers declared that he would remain celibate for 2 years. He stayed true to his word and even went over the 2 years deadline. Rivers stated that he wanted to break his celibacy on his wedding night...June 18th, 2006 (which was yesterday). He is also a Harvard graduate. He received his Bachelor of Arts in English and American Literature after attending school on and off for 11 years on June 8th 2006. He does often give off that snobby/sarcastic vibe but he has sold over 7 million albums, is filthy rich, and is a Harvard graduate. Anyone with a list of accomplishments like that would have a bit of an ego don't u think? I think the main reason why he's so appealing to me is because he doesn't fit the image of a stereotypical rocker.
He's pretty shy/quiet, has a small stature and is known for his Buddy Holly glasses (although I haven't seen him wearing them lately).
He also finds Asian women attractive. His wife is Japanese.
I think he went through a pretty tough time during the Pinkerton era but I can tell he changed a lot from then. He seems more mature/wise/a lot happier now. There's this look of peace on his face whenever I see him.
I think Rivers is very charismatic (although he doesn't think so).

Rivers Cuomo = genius.

Rivers Cuomo by A. September 2, 2008

Rivers Cuomo

he's a walking oxymoron.
shy rock star
cool nerd
definitly easy on the eyes (but im not gonna over play that because hes so embarassed of being famous and i assume also of having so many 14 year olds who say hes so hot)

he really shouldnt even be defined. he'd hate this.

Rivers Cuomo by ~shmoe November 24, 2003