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An average public high school in Painesville Township, Ohio. Home of the Riverside Beavers. Known in Lake County for being the only high school to have five grades of students. (8th-12th.)

Recently sued by Oregon State for theft of their sports team logo.

All speak of "gangs" should be considered ridiculous banter as the so-called gangs are groups of poker playing 8th graders. Predecessors to which had names such as (In all seriousness.) "Ice Pick" and "Fire Shovel."
Person A: What school had a basketball player, with big ears, shove a Tang bottle into another guys ass? I think his name was Ricky...

Person B: Riverside High School...
by Dias Crimson April 20, 2006
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Riverside High School is a school in Northern VA, and it contains a large population of celebrities.

The freshman class includes cocky students who think they know everything and are constantly being bullied by the "superior" upperclassmen. However, the freshmen actually do know everything, whether the upperclassmen like it or not.

The sophomore class includes a bunch of lazy, though hilarious, animals. The sophomores generally rule the school and always get into trouble for the dumbest reasons.

The junior class is basically just a bunch of perfect children who actually, unlike the rest of the school, know what they're doing. These students are always good at whatever they do.

The seniors, oh the seniors, are a collection of the most overhyped class you'll ever meet. They rule the school and make everyone their slaves, pretty much. Oh, and you'll probably never see them in school.
"Riverside High School? Never heard of it."

"Maybe i'll go to Riverside next year! Actually, i'd rather not lose brain cells..."

"Brah, the saiiihhhddde."
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A school located in Boardman, Oregon. Their mascot is the Pirates and their school colors are Blue, White and Black. Everybody at Riverside thinks they are the shit because they went to state. What's funny is that they lost, due to all their bragging. Besides losing at state, this school is also the home to the weirdest fights. During a fight, people witnessed a shoe flying. Other than losing at state and having the weirdest fights, Boardman is somewhat a decent school.
by RetardoHaha August 18, 2010
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Home of the Beavers, RHS is situated on the Grand River in Painesville, Ohio (suburb of Cleveland). Riverside was built in the 50s and the school's colors are black and gold. Two rival gangs, the Face Cards and the High Rollers ("Dice" for short) fight for control of the halls each year.
The Riverside marching band is usually the biggest in Lake County.
by The Beaver April 18, 2005
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a basic hell hole with no a/c at all including fights shoot ups if possible and autistic kids screaming down the halls and where all bus drivers will always allow the white kids to say any words they want except for black kids any swear they say immediately they get a detention and where the teachers are also racist and if you just finish your homework when he passes you and you say you just finished he'll say to hell with it no longer matters to me you just get an F and a detention
person1: where do you go to school
person2: riverside high school
person3: good luck living
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by mark johnberg September 30, 2018
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