riptile 

Riptile is a Tactical Ops version of a Reptile.

Snake Eyes is a riptile, a snake is a reptile.

riptile by BOB September 27, 2003

Recreational Reptiles 

Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.

As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.

Recreational Reptiles by jpg3 October 14, 2012

Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

Rectal Reptile by Phuqit October 9, 2006

Midnight Riptide 

A band of the pop/rock/EDM genre founded by Melvin Georgℯ, Josh Scalz, Joy xx, Mimi Sparks, Terezija Štimec, Ricardo Forbes, Jerry Clark Tebbs, Richard Clash, Jordan Levy, and Sarah Vardi.

Midnight Riptide rocks
I luv Midnight Riptide

Midnight Riptide by Ripty December 27, 2017

Midnight Riptide 

Is a multi genre band consisting members from different parts of the world.

Their debut single is called Cloud Memories.

"let's listen to Midnight Riptide, 'cuz they're great"

Midnight Riptide by melanie19 December 27, 2017

a reptile dysfunction 

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

a reptile dysfunction by I, Wreckerrr December 22, 2020

reptilelegit

The girl who we all thought was a 9 year old singing Minecraft music

(person 1) Hey who's the person who makes Minecraft music

(person 2) oh don't you mean reptilelegit?

reptilelegit by senpailegit June 23, 2019