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ripped dick 

When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.
I tried to go in dry, but ended up with a ripped dick.
ripped dick by Flapjack McGee March 7, 2016
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Ripped dick 

Going in raw while she is dry and while pulling out it causes a tearing feeling on your dick.
"Why is he walking around like that?."
"I heard he got ripped dick."
Ripped dick by BadBunny420 August 22, 2018

dick ripped

1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.

2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.
I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.

I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.
dick ripped by J. Arnier May 19, 2007

ripped out of your dick 

When you are so 'high' or 'stoned' from smoking marijuana that you can be ripped out of your dick. Thus comes the term 'ripped out of your dick.'
man, have you ever been ripped out of your dick

dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.
Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!
dick ripper by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

The Dick Ripper

The white kid in the football locker room who says nigger, and gets all of his close ripped off while everyone pulls on his dick so it nearly rips off. Otherwise known as the whitefag or the jew.
“Oh jimmy was the victim of a dick ripping this weekend, I’d never think I’d be calling him the dick ripper.”
The Dick Ripper by Potatopeeler679 October 22, 2018

Dick ripper

A crazy woman that would probably rip off your dick.
'She is such a Dick ripper'
Dick ripper by SpaceKat April 8, 2015
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