1. When your dick gets ripped off because you were doing something stupid and/or dangerous.
2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.
2. The act of shooting someone in the balls during an airsoft or paintball match.
I told Allen not to jack around with the meat cleaver, but he didn't listen to me and accidentally dick ripped himself. What a dumbass.
I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.
I dick ripped Jimmy last weekend while playing paintball. He was in so much pain he cried.
by J. Arnier May 5, 2007
by asertgyqaergadrsfg May 16, 2016
by GBanger33 February 2, 2011
by GBanger333 February 22, 2011
When you try to go in dry, but the hole is too tight, causing a painful sensation like the skin being ripped off the penis.
by Flapjack McGee December 1, 2015
by *dirtydeeds* May 4, 2015
"Man, I ripped dick all over Jason last night when passed out."
"Honey, I wish you wouldn't rip dick so quick."
"Honey, I wish you wouldn't rip dick so quick."
by DDCrunch February 25, 2008