Ring
King" for the NES started out as just an average boxing game. You begin by training for fighter in power, speed, and stamina. After that it's into the ring you
go for your first round of good ol' button-mashing fisticuffs. And that's when it all starts to
go downhill.
Whenever you get too close to your opponent, you start to hug up on each other
real close and do a little dance. I like to think of this as their way of turning each other on before the
real action begins. A little foreplay if you
will. Well
boys, it was a really well-fought (and well-danced) round, now what say you two head on over to your corners for
thought boxing was all about "the eye of the
tiger" not the "
one-eyed monster", but apparently I was wrong. In between rounds, both boxers are treated to a lil' wobble-gobble. I mean, there's really no other reason for those assistants to be down there, moving like that. Normally, the assistants
will hold a bucket for the boxers to spit in or replace their mouthpieces or what have you. But no, these fellows have become the mouthpieces. I have a hard time believing that this was unintentionally sexual... it's downright blatant if you ask me. The censors must have been drinking pretty fucking heavily the
day they let this
one slip by. But I'm no ringside announcer by any means, so let's see what they make of the situation. - taken from i-mockery.com
this game is known for the infamous inbetween match antics
