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Rimjob Steve 

Originating from Reddit and the subreddit r/Rimjob_Steve, it’s a name used to describe someone who despite having a questionable or offensive username, has written a wholesome and nice comment.
<AnusDestroyer420> Really unfortunate what happened here, really hoping for the best in your future. You can get through this, god bless

<Rando> We got a Rimjob Steve over here
An individual engagued in the act of anilingus, the stimulation of the anus by the mouth. To be obsessed in the act of anilingus to the point of psychological and physiological regression.
After cleaning the bumpers on the Cybornetic Companion, the babbling, drooling rimpod spoke his first words, "Got a toothpick, perhaps a wire cutter?".
rimpod by Rono January 16, 2007

chipotle rimjob 

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.
When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.
chipotle rimjob by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Rimjob Ninja 

A peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sunglasses sporting a finely manicured mustache. This man prides himself by giving world class rimjob's to unsuspecting lovers or foes. Like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. His tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. He also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. The Rimjob Ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.
After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.
Rimjob Ninja by Rimjob Ninja June 26, 2010

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.
Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.
A town down near the jersey shores filled with laxers, druggies, chads, and kids who have an entire floor to themselves. Every other white dad in rumson either works at Wall Street or somewhere else in the city. The parties are mostly some of the best that you will go to. For fun, upperclassmen will give the frosh boys water and tell then it’s vodka just to watch them make a fool of themselves acting drunk. Way too many people go to Brennan’s and it’s like six flags in a tiny room even though it kinda sucks. One of the few times you will see any Hispanic people in rumson is when they’re doing ur daddy’s lawn. Girls at rfh get G-wagons before they can even drive by themselves, and about 40% of the rfh parking lot is filled with Jeep wranglers. You’ll know you’re in rumson Nj when the football games are like college games, you can smell weed all the way down the street from parties and the freshman boys wear their football jerseys over their sweatshirt no matter their record.

-Freshman 23
Yeah dude I’m from rumson, my daddy bought my car for me when I was sixteen
Rumson by Rfhfroshboy69 October 23, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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