rimso

Rimso is a person that has given up on life, give them a hug.

Example: "Rimso is super nice."

by coolerkidahah May 25, 2021

Rimjob Steve

Originating from Reddit and the subreddit r/Rimjob_Steve, it’s a name used to describe someone who despite having a questionable or offensive username, has written a wholesome and nice comment.

<AnusDestroyer420> Really unfortunate what happened here, really hoping for the best in your future. You can get through this, god bless

<Rando> We got a Rimjob Steve over here

by Parabola Sexuality May 31, 2019

rimpod

An individual engagued in the act of anilingus, the stimulation of the anus by the mouth. To be obsessed in the act of anilingus to the point of psychological and physiological regression.

After cleaning the bumpers on the Cybornetic Companion, the babbling, drooling rimpod spoke his first words, "Got a toothpick, perhaps a wire cutter?".

by Rono January 16, 2007

chipotle rimjob

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.

When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.

by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Rimjob Ninja

A peculiar fellow, usually recognized by orange tinted sunglasses sporting a finely manicured mustache. This man prides himself by giving world class rimjob's to unsuspecting lovers or foes. Like an opportunistic hunter, he can with the blink of a fastidious eye, turn something as harmless as cuddling, spooning, or just small talk into a rimjob. His tongue is like a finely tuned instrument, a meat sinking missile if you will. He also uses this technique to quell a fight that starts out as hand to hand combat, when his eyes meet the enemy; he lures them with the flick of his magical tongue. The Rimjob Ninja is always on the hunt for a chocolate starfish, night or day.

After meeting Kelly, my man wisdom overpowered her, and I grabbed the unsuspecting little tart and gave her the mother of all rimjobs, the ancient butterfly flicker technique until her legs were shaking and she begged for mercy. Her doe eyes looked up at me, and she said, by god you are the Rimjob Ninja.

by Rimjob Ninja June 26, 2010

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

by Gregorio Kramer June 12, 2010

Rumson

A town down near the jersey shores filled with laxers, druggies, chads, and kids who have an entire floor to themselves. Every other white dad in rumson either works at Wall Street or somewhere else in the city. The parties are mostly some of the best that you will go to. For fun, upperclassmen will give the frosh boys water and tell then it’s vodka just to watch them make a fool of themselves acting drunk. Way too many people go to Brennan’s and it’s like six flags in a tiny room even though it kinda sucks. One of the few times you will see any Hispanic people in rumson is when they’re doing ur daddy’s lawn. Girls at rfh get G-wagons before they can even drive by themselves, and about 40% of the rfh parking lot is filled with Jeep wranglers. You’ll know you’re in rumson Nj when the football games are like college games, you can smell weed all the way down the street from parties and the freshman boys wear their football jerseys over their sweatshirt no matter their record.

-Freshman 23

Yeah dude I’m from rumson, my daddy bought my car for me when I was sixteen

by Rfhfroshboy69 October 23, 2019