The eastern version of soggy biscuit, it is a male masturbation game where contestants jack off into a bowl of rice. Whoever shoots the first load wins the contest. But the loser has to eat the rice.
It is also used by restaurant owners as a way to punish bad customers...
Oh man, last night was so funny! we went to a restaurant and my friend was being hellaracist so the manager served him a steaming load of cum rice!
Another name for "Ricegum", an asian bitch who flexes his money and girls on his YouTube channel called Ricegum. He loves pulling out his tiny dick, and loves the holy shit brand called "Supreme: Suck my dick". If you watch him, you should seek medical attention asap. If you don't, you're not braindead, but you are braindead.
Chinese Ching Chong: Yo my dawg you ever heard of Ricecum?
Bobby: *came up from nothing lil bitch that's why I flex a lot* yo that's my ricegum
Chinese Ching Chong: *Calling all units* Shoot this mf before Ricegum shoots his Rice cum.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.