The king of beating ribcages with items including but not limited to:
metal pipes, yardsticks, a frozen
bag of sardines, Remington 500 pistolwhip style, rebar, 35 year old loaf of bread, nutsock filled with pennies, astolfo figurine, rgb
keyboard, a small dog, etc.
Nerd: "Please stop hitting my ribcage with a metal
pipe"
Ribcagebeater420,King of ribcage beating: "The ribcage beater is not
yet satisfied"