Me: Hey what's the cafeteria serving for today?
Friend: Soup
Me: Oh, what kind of soup?
Friend: Dunno, but I scooped up a ribcage, some fresh chicken broth maybe
Me: Ewww stop!!! I don't wanna hear that ever again!!!!
the attribute of your ribcage protruding from your back and being extended to the point you can use them to stand rather than using your normal legs.
those who have ribcage spider legs may have also developed a blood hydraulic system and some makeshift joints within the ribcage spider legs allowing them to actually walk using their strange bone protrusions.
The king of beating ribcages with items including but not limited to: metal pipes, yardsticks, a frozen bag of sardines, Remington 500 pistolwhip style, rebar, 35 year old loaf of bread, nutsock filled with pennies, astolfo figurine, rgb keyboard, a small dog, etc.