rhythmic gymnastics 

one of the most hardest, beautiful, underrated sports in the Olympics.

mostly popular in eastern europe and Israel

even the american olympic athletes never win any metals in this sport. it's that hard!
it's always the russians who wins gold. sometimes ukraine
some called it a communist sport because it's very popular in russia
others called it a nazi sport because hitler made aryan women practice rhythmic gymnastics to prepare for motherhood
requires supreme skills, coordination, strength, creativity, and EXTREME FLEXIBILITY

the key in this sport is to make it look easy and effortless with all the contortion and catching the props. they must defy the law of physics.
dumb people think it's an easy clown sport until they try it themselves and severely hurt themselves

dumb person watching Rhythmic gymnastics in olympics: pppppppfff bitch please, this is a sport??? i can do that with a ball
*ends up in a hospital with a snapped spine*

person 1: woah what the fuck! that girl can touch her ass with her head!!!! is she a demon??
person 2: no she's rad! she's a rhythmic gymnast.

rhythmic gymnastics by kishkishkish April 14, 2013

Rhythmic Bitching 

A synonym for rapping.

Charles: Rapping turned into rhythmic bitching so easily, i hardly even noticed.

Stuart: Indeed.

Rhythmic Bitching by white chocolate cake August 3, 2010

Rhythmic Trap 

Any song that sounds good melodically, but well end up leaving you temporally depressed.

Stop listening to "If I die Young" by the Band Perry. Its a total rhythmic trap. You know your gonna end up feeling sad..why even bother!?!

Be careful with that Radiohead CD, its full of rhythmic traps..just saying I don't want it to kill your good mood bro.

Rhythmic Trap by CoolMarc26 August 26, 2011

Rhythmic Gymnastics 

Commonly mistaken for artistic gymnatics. Rhythmic gymnastics incorporates the use of hand-held apparatus with music. These apparatus include Rope, Hoop, Ball, Clubs and Ribbon. Rhythmic gymnasts are extremly flexible and most incoporate ballet lessons into their training. This sport is not for the faint hearted.
*PLEASE NOTE - Rhythmic Gymnasts CANNOT do flips and will hurt you if you ask!

Dumb Ass Guy:
'What sport do you do?'

Gymnast:
'Rhythmic Gymnastics.'

Dumb Ass Guy:
'OH COOl! So you can do flips?'

Gymnast:
'No DUMB ASS! That's artistic gymnastics!'
*Stabs Dumb Ass Guy then walks away*

Rhythmic Gymnastics by rgchik December 9, 2008

Rhythmic gymnastics 

Rhythmic gymnastics is one of the hardest sports with the most intense training regimen. Ballet, flexibility, strength and coordination these gymnasts need it all! The gymnasts compete in stunning leotards (usually 4) which altogether can cost over £3,000!!

Rhythmic gymnasts are easily the most talented athletes and can make catching a hoop and bending in all directions look elegant and flow beautifully in a routine!

Definitely the most underrated gymnasts in a sport which is no where near easy!!

In rhythmic gymnastics the gymnasts don't do backflips so don't even go there!!

Rhythmic gymnastics by xx123.321xx February 27, 2017

rhythmic sloshing 

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.

rhythmic sloshing by MR2 July 27, 2008

rhythmic noise

Rhythmic Noise is a sub-genre, with its roots originally in power-noise and noise music. Rhythmic Noise consists of beats and rhythms, made using unconventional methods eg. pieces of metal;crunching noises etc.
Basically, rhythmic noise is made by using noises, in an ordered and rhythmic manner, thus the term "rhythmic noise".
one of the most well known rhythmic noise bands is "CONVERTER".

"this music sounds like noise, but it has a rhythm and even a beat, you can actually dance to it, it must be rhythmic noise..."

rhythmic noise by R0b0tN1K January 18, 2008