rhoids

Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.

I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.

by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

rhoid

A hemorrhoid, an inflamed blood vessel on the ass.

Dude, I'd love to take a seat, but the rhoids are flaring up.

by D.B. Echo February 02, 2006

Rhoids

To be on steroids that develops your muscles to exaggeration

Man did you see that guy’s biceps, we must be on rhoids.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 14, 2019

rhoid rage

1. Furious anger brought on by inflamed hemorrhoids (rhoids).

2.Condition brought on by someone or something being a persistent pain in the ass.

The angry man's refusal to take a seat in the waiting room made it clear that he was suffering from rhoid rage.

by D.B. Echo February 02, 2006

Vagi-Rhoid

A vaginal hemmrhoid

"Stay away from her, shes got Vagi-Rhoids"

by Iczer-00 August 15, 2008

rhoid buffing

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.

I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.

by Mark Shackelford August 16, 2007