rhoids 

Abbreviated word for hemorrhoids.

I can't go on a bike ride today, Billy, because my rhoids are shooting flames through the seat of my pants.

rhoids by Monkdunker August 27, 2003

Rhoids 

To be on steroids that develops your muscles to exaggeration

Man did you see that guy’s biceps, we must be on rhoids.

Rhoids by Breaking dancing on cardboard July 14, 2019

randy rhoads 

Was the main guitarist for early Quiet Riot and Ozzy Osbourne. Often overlooked and underrated by many. One of the GREATEST and most INFLUENTIAL guitarists that ever lived. Helped set Ozzy's ass straight after he was kicked out of Black Sabbath. He's known for combining heavy metal and classical music into his works which created a neo-classical sound. Uses guitars such as the Gibson Les Paul and Jackson guitars, as well as his signature Jackson Polka Dot Flying V. The world was not able to see his full potential as he died at an early age.

Person One: Who's Randy Rhoads? Was he really that amazing?
Person Two: Go listen to Mr. Crowley.

randy rhoads by Go listen to Randy Rhoads November 12, 2008

Randy Rhoads 

The one, true Guitar God. A divine musician who taught us all to be better, bet musicians, better metalheads, and better people. And so, his time of preaching to the masses had come full term, and he returned to his home in palace of heaven.

Before you say God is a God, remember, Randy Rhoads is

God

Randy Rhoads by znej December 30, 2012

Randy Rhoads 

The best guitarist who ever lived. Period. End of discussion.

Randy Rhoads is the best guitarist ever.

Randy Rhoads by Love, Kowski January 13, 2004

Randy Rhoads 

THE definitive L.A. scene guitarist. Formed the legendary band Quiet Riot when he was just 16, and went on to join Ozzy Osbourne in 1979. Born Dec. 6, 1956. Died March, 1982 from a horrible plane crash accident intended as a practical joke. He is the reason Jackson guitars is in business today, being the designer of the first model, the "Concorde", which is now known as the "Rhoads" shape. He used classical modes and pentatonics, diatonics, hexatonics, and more to create fluid, melodic riffs and lead lines. He set Ozzy's career back on track when it derailed from being booted from Black Sabbath. He continues to influence MANY guitarists today, including but not limited to: Diamond Darrel from Pantera, Zakk Wylde from Ozzy Osbourne/Black Label Society, Buckethead, Jerry Cantrell, and many more.

A guitarist whose full potential did not have a chance to be shown. THE most brilliant guitarist of ALL TIME.

Randy Rhoads by Ryan Ratliff December 5, 2003

B-ROIDS 

A man of utter and complete badassness, so badass in fact that the badassery contained within him may in fact rival that of Chuck Norris

B-ROIDS and Chuck Norris walked into bar, that bar exploded the instant the door shut, because no building can contain that much badssness in its walls.

B-ROIDS by Broyle5k August 19, 2009