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Similar to a rewipe, but done solely for the purpose of itching one's anus rather than wiping to produce smears on the papier.
Gulab had to rewitch so bad that he stood up during the meeting, jammed his TP down his pants and violently itched his bungus. There were minimal smears because he had already busted a rewipe before the meeting.

Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..

Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.

The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
rewitch by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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A word to describe the act of re-watching an entire season/series of a television show in a short period of time, often to coincide with the premier of the newest season/episode.
I am currently doing a rewatch of entourage in time for the new season next week.
rewatch by cubanfox February 17, 2009

rewatchability 

The ability to watch a movie repeatedly without becoming nauseated by it.
Equilibrium has great action sequences. I could watch it again and again. It has rewatchability.
rewatchability by freja07 June 17, 2007

Rebitcha Barfola 

She turned into a Rebitcha Barfola last night.
to pass a bitch off to someone else. She might be a total bitch always, or just a bitch right now.

Especially to ditch her by setting her up with another guy, whether that's for dating or just to get some breathing room for the night. It could also be to her friends.
Jim - Hey dude. Where's Erin tonight?

Sam - She was getting on my nerves, so I rebitched her to Amanda.

Jim - Awesome. Billy and I are on our way! Woo hoo!!!
rebitch by karbyn January 11, 2010

Reitchelle 

A beautiful name for a beautiful person. This person will always have your back and will cheer you up in the most silly and goofy ways. Not only are Reitchelles beautiful on the inside, but they are also gorgeous and stunning on the outside. They get you out of tough situations and always hype you up when you need it. They’ll do a lot of embarrassing things for you. If you have a Reitchelle in your life, you’re lucky.
“Wow… she’s so pretty! Do you think she’s a Reitchelle?”
“ Isn’t she so funny? She’s totally a Reitchelle!”
Reitchelle by tidepod788 December 23, 2022
when you've just been bitched at, nagged at, or otherwise had a strip torn out of you by your woman, you go and recap or retell the session to your friend.
Jim - Hey dude. What's up?

Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:

Sam - Hey babe!

Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.

Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like

Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?

Sam - Well ....

Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....

Oh yeah, she's was never letting up

Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.

Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching
rebitch by karbyn January 11, 2010
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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