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To receive a violent festive hand job whilst acknowledging your inferiority to God. With a free prosecco
Great menu, and an absolute smashing reveive... Many thanks
reveive by Mr Cafe September 17, 2018
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Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun 

You gotta revive him he got ray gun
Nathaniel: Don’t Go Down Chris

Chris: KID IM DOWN ALREADY

Nathaniel: Bruhhhhhh
Chris: Revive me bro, I got Ray Gun

Head Receiver 

The Head Receiver is the most important job title you can get in a company. After a stressful day workers go to the Head Receiver to give their energy and take the seed of victory into their mouth.
Head Receiver: give me head and take my seed child.
Worker: yes master head Receiver
Head Receiver:*head receiving noises*
Head Receiver by Engle raped me April 14, 2019

Volvic Revive 

Volvic revive is a sports drink developed by the Volvic company. It is sold in the U.k. and has advertisements featuring Tyrannosaurus Allen and George Volcano.
It is known for it's Ads because they are widely considered humorous. Youtube poop has used George the volcano and volvic revive to a certain extent, such as the attack used by mario in one of his many pokemon style battles with Luigi.
Do you perhaps drink new hydration Volvic Revive?
Volvic Revive by Volvic reviver November 2, 2010

Rambo revive 

A player who plays a medic in the Battlefield series who instantly revives his teammates at inappropriate times (e.g. when there are still enemies near them), causing them to most probably die again very soon afterwards, which will have a negative impact on the revived soldier's KDR (for as far as they care about that).

A medic typically performs Rambo revives when he is a n00b just to get lots of points or does it for the lulz when he is a troll who likes to fck his teammates.

The "Rambo" part comes from the typical Rambo-style dash into groups of enemies just to get points for reviving teammates lying there. However, unlike Rambo, it is very likely that they both die in a matter of seconds.
Soldier: *dies while fighting enemies close-by*
Medic: *revives soldier* I got ya all fixed up!
Soldier: *dies again by same enemies*
Soldier: You just pulled another Rambo revive on me, FFS STOP REVIVING ME F*CKING MORON, MY KDR IS DROPPING BELOW 1 THIS WAY!!ONE!
Rambo revive by Koaieus December 11, 2011

revivebur 

Revivebur is a character from the minecraft dream smp server who Wilbur soot, a popular twitch streamer roleplays as.
Hey! Have you heard of revivebur from the dream smp?
revivebur by L0ST? August 20, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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