when something is so absurd, and the word ridiculous wont do and ricockulous is just to sexist, try using the word rivagulous. You'll know when you have used the word correctly because it will just feel so right.
Not only did my girl friend make me go with her to her hair appointment, she also tried to make me go see a chick flick with her and her girl friends, and I saidnow you're just being rivagulous.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."