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reuben yu
some dumb cunt who thought his balls were included in his penis length, and that they should be put in the vagina
reuben yu by Jewben Brian March 8, 2017
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dirty reuben love
I'm talking about enjoying a hot bowl of chicken soup with a reuben, and then making dirty reuben love.
dirty reuben love by moses12345 September 2, 2013
Reuben
Reuben is a guy who is charming and sweet and is very laid back. He is a terrible liar and master at swindling people at the same time. Reuben is very intelligent but refuses to accept it, Reuben is very protective of people close to him and really awkward when you first meet. Reuben always thinks too little of himself and portrays himself in a humble manner. Many people when meeting him at first find him annoying but if you know a Reuben keep them close because Reuben is very loyal to people he likes.
Reuben by Reuben EditZ YT July 31, 2022
Reuben's Disease
Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
Reuben's Disease by thebollockboy November 2, 2012
Reuben Micoch
A dastardly clever pseudonym that most will not pick up on initially. Works especially well in school, signing up for grocery store discount cards or general situations where giving out your real name isn't in your best interest.
"Thank you for shopping at _______ Mr....umm...how do you pronounce your last name?" "That would be Mycock, Reuben Mycock.
Other spellings:
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Reuben Micoch by Reuben Micoch January 16, 2008
Reuben
Reuben is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has the most kindest most loving heart and always lights up the room with his smile. He is forgiving and very understanding especially when you need someone to talk to. He makes all the girls hearts flutter and is just perfect. He is very cute and charming. He is absolutely the coolest most lit guy you will ever meet. This guy is amazing.
Person one - ohmygosh that guy Reuben is so cute!
Person two - he just melts my heart just by looking at him
Person three - Reuben is definitely a shnack
Person four - geez guys don’t be cringey
Person two - he just melts my heart just by looking at him
Person three - Reuben is definitely a shnack
Person four - geez guys don’t be cringey
Reuben by Trashbag93 October 21, 2018
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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