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returded 

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd
Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.
returded by Reba Dee October 21, 2008

returtled 

Retarded, but in a sluggish, plodding, reptilian way.
Fireworks are against the law? That's just returtled.
returtled by tDizz October 13, 2007

Readdled 

A verb, derived from Readdle, one of the first 100 Apps in the App Store, Readdle has improved the lives of millions of users through several productivity innovations for over 10 years.

To Readdle: the act of making an existing thing super easy and so much better.

Readdled: the past tense of "to Readdle"
Andrea: Hey Denys, do you know what Uber did to the 120 year old taxi business?

Denys: I don't know, tell me.

Andrea: Dude, they Readdled It!

March 2009 is Uber's 8th Readdleversary, they've been making taxi service, a thing that existed for 120 years, so much better and super simple .

Denys: Yeah, they Readdled it!
Readdled by Funderwoman July 28, 2017

returded 

A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.
"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"
returded by foxwoot September 19, 2006

retodded 

To reinstate a person formerly named Todd as Todd
I retodded Jason to be Todd
retodded by TTVJesusChrist October 6, 2020

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded 

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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