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returded 

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd
Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.
returded by Reba Dee October 21, 2008

returtled 

Retarded, but in a sluggish, plodding, reptilian way.
Fireworks are against the law? That's just returtled.
returtled by tDizz October 13, 2007

Readdled 

A verb, derived from Readdle, one of the first 100 Apps in the App Store, Readdle has improved the lives of millions of users through several productivity innovations for over 10 years.

To Readdle: the act of making an existing thing super easy and so much better.

Readdled: the past tense of "to Readdle"
Andrea: Hey Denys, do you know what Uber did to the 120 year old taxi business?

Denys: I don't know, tell me.

Andrea: Dude, they Readdled It!

March 2009 is Uber's 8th Readdleversary, they've been making taxi service, a thing that existed for 120 years, so much better and super simple .

Denys: Yeah, they Readdled it!
Readdled by Funderwoman July 28, 2017

returded 

A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.
"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"
returded by foxwoot September 19, 2006

retodded 

To reinstate a person formerly named Todd as Todd
I retodded Jason to be Todd
retodded by TTVJesusChrist October 6, 2020

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded 

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.