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Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded 

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

Retorded 

Just as the same as retarded, but said differently.
"That person is so retorded."

"Don't you mean 'retarded'?"

"No. Saying retarded is too mainstream."
Retorded by Shadow Silverclaw January 16, 2013

remodded 

v. To remodel/update to a cooler status
"James just remodded the pad"
remodded by enjoythefall January 29, 2007
A toe that is missing a digit.
My moms retoeded toe needs implants.

Retorded 

Brandon is absolutley fucking retorded.
Retorded by Retorded. February 7, 2018

Retoided 

Someone who is musclebound and so dumb that they probably classify as mentally handicapped. Possibly chemically enhanced, but stupid to a fault.
"The Rock" is so Retoided, he thinks "The Rock" has to do with his Physique and not his IQ.
Retoided by HandOfGod_68 March 3, 2025