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A town in North Nottinghamshire with no history and yet prides itself in being historic.

The only viable activity is to develop a drinking problem.

Nothing in the way of night clubs but still has a vibrant *cough* nightlife. (If you want a fight that is)
person one- "night out in Retford?"

person two- "much as I like not being in a fight, there's nothing better to do"
Retford by Eyebrows Mcgee December 8, 2010
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a crappy place in nottinghamshire full of middle class inbred snobs with their heads so far up their own arses the can see out of their mouths. people there are unfriendly and talk and mate within their own groups in society. which is usually their family.
person 1:omg that girls uncle is also her father!
person 2: she must be from retford
retford by IwouldDestroyu May 21, 2011

Retford Flap 

A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.
Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”
A part of New York that few come out of...alive. Within recent years, Rexford has actually taken over Compton, California, as the hoodest place in the country. The Somerset crew (sometimes referred to as the Smiley Face Gang, or simply SFG) in particular has been gaining mass attention for their high level of gang related activity. Complete with their own hand signs to throw up after breakin a fool, this gang is not to be messed around with. Rumored to be the basis for Jay-Z's "Hard Knock Life", Rexford is indeed, the scariest place to live in Amerikka.
"The worst day of my life was when I had to trek down Sandpiper man... Rexford's scary shit i dunno how that SFG do it down there but it sure scares me at night"-Eazy-E

"Yo Rexford's got some ruthless mammajammas man, im horrified just thinking about it. scary stuff"-Dr. Dre

"I always have a bad day in Rexford"- Ice Cube
Rexford by mikeamil178 March 21, 2011

old redford academy 

Ratchet school located on W. Outer Drive and Southfield Fwy on Detroit's Westside. New Principal every 6 months but they will give you a half way decent education. Know to accept Renny failures and kids who parent think it's "higher education" (IT AINT)
Cee: What school you go to

Jay: Old Redford Academy

Redford Grill 

A 24-hour sit-in coney island restaurant located in Redford, MI. Often referred to as "The Grill," and attracts a wide variety of people with their low-priced food. Food tastes best at 2am.
"I'm drunk, and I am very hungry, but where can I go at such a late hour?... I think I'll hit up the Redford Grill."
Redford Grill by Cest Mercredi July 22, 2009

Robert Redford 

An attractive older man that younger women find incredibly sexy. Specifically, a blonde silver fox.
Jack: "What do you think of my buddy Ray?"
Jill: "So hot...he's a total Robert Redford!"
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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