A town in North Nottinghamshire with no history and yet prides itself in being historic.
The only viable activity is to develop a drinking problem.
Nothing in the way of night clubs but still has a vibrant *cough* nightlife. (If you want a fight that is)
The only viable activity is to develop a drinking problem.
Nothing in the way of night clubs but still has a vibrant *cough* nightlife. (If you want a fight that is)
person one- "night out in Retford?"
person two- "much as I like not being in a fight, there's nothing better to do"
person two- "much as I like not being in a fight, there's nothing better to do"
by Eyebrows Mcgee December 07, 2010
a crappy place in nottinghamshire full of middle class inbred snobs with their heads so far up their own arses the can see out of their mouths. people there are unfriendly and talk and mate within their own groups in society. which is usually their family.
by IwouldDestroyu April 29, 2011
A Retford flap is one in which a minimum of 5 hours is taken for a flap to be raised. It is not restricted to a specific flap or area of the body. All flaps can be considered to be Retford if there are severe delays and cancellations that affect the smooth running of operations. Often a queue will be formed as a result.
Surgeon 1: “Bro, why is this flap taking you to so long to raise?”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”
Surgeon 2: “Don’t blame me bro, it’s a Retford flap - those lunatics from admin didn’t do their jobs properly.”
by Seratonin Bradykinin December 03, 2023