retardland

Retardland equals USA

A: where are you from?
B: i am from usa.
A: oh you mean retardland?

by Yulice May 10, 2018

Camp Retardundo

1) The mythical place where idiotic people you meet as adults spent their childhood summers.

2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.

1) Dude - you meet that new moron in accounting? Looks like another proud grad of Camp Retardundo.

2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?

by dano jamo February 25, 2009

Retardant drop

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop

Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah

by Black dot June 13, 2016

ritardando

in music, when the song slows down. but it can be used to call some one a retard or slow.

you're such a ritardando!

by nerm November 19, 2003

Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

retardtard

When your so high you get so retarded that you can’t even say retarded so it changed to retardtard

Man I’m so high I’m retardtard

by Sam.BartyB September 18, 2019

retardian

1. adj. Of or relating to retards, retardation and stupidity
2. n. Dumb people, individually or as a group

Putting your dick in a vacuum cleaner hose is the retardian way of jacking off.

Kevin Federline is king of the retardians.

by szyslak September 16, 2008