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Retarding 

We gon' be retarding tonight
Retarding by 72ryan72 June 5, 2018

retarding 

The process of being/acting retarded to a magnitude of 10.
That bitch goes around retarding all the damn time!
retarding by fucktard66996969 April 25, 2006

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.
I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.
Retardiness by Richardhg December 13, 2010

Retarding 

When someone is acting retarded with out even realizing that they are acting retarded by simply being themselves.

This person is someone who is usually seen as normal or, maybe even intelligent.

The act of someone slipping from normal to a retard.
1. He was showing off so much with that butterfly knife that he ended up retarding and cutting off his damn finger.

2. Look, that bitch trying to drive is retarding and about to crash.

3. I think my dad is stuck in a retarding cycle.

4. This bitch lost the keys to the car, she's retarding.
Retarding by GrEeNFaM October 27, 2011

retarding 

retarding;; something or someone becoming retarted.
x: omg i think my leg is retarding
y:ohhh are you okay?
x: yeah i just mite not b able to walk for a while
retarding by Chazzah =] July 17, 2007

retarding 

Is defined by acts or actions of someone who is being really really stupid at the time.
Ken: Hey Shawn, What are you doing?
Shawn: Oh I'm using this non-sanitized kitchen knife to cut off this mole.
Ken: Are you retarding?
retarding by Ken Stricklin June 23, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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