retardtard
retardtard by Sam.BartyB September 18, 2019
Readtard
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retardware
1: Software that serves no useful purpose, but impairs the function of your computer, often due to using up RAM. Unlike spyware or malware this is just due to poor design rather than malicious intent.
2: Software designed to make computers easier for lusers to use, but ends up teaching them bad habits which cause them to wreck their computer or otherwise make using it more difficult than it needs to be.
2: Software designed to make computers easier for lusers to use, but ends up teaching them bad habits which cause them to wreck their computer or otherwise make using it more difficult than it needs to be.
Much of the "bonus" software that comes pre-installed with home computers sold by major manufacturers tends to fit one or both definitions of "retardware".
retardware by Korgmeister August 2, 2006
Retardando
Retardando by failure______________ June 14, 2018
retardando
the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.
Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.
Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.
retardando by DoubleXM July 11, 2007
Readtarded
Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?
Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?
Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
Readtarded by SEMFP June 14, 2013
retalitarded
Adjective describing a person or action taken in retaliation which is excessive for the circumstances.
Drunk guy A: "That cheddar dick over there just bumped into me. I think I'm going to throw my beer bottle into the back of his head when I am done drinking it."
Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."
Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."
retalitarded by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009
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