Skip to main content

Retardandia 

A place where retards come from and reside and any retards who no longer reside. If you behave like a dimwit then you should consider taking a one way trip to Retardandia.
Person 1: *Does something stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck are you doing? Go back to Retardandia, idiot!
Retardandia by LordJenal June 18, 2023

Retardashian 

A brainless, whining, self-absorbed fame whore. They are famous for no reason whatsoever and have throngs of cameras following them everywhere they go. Common characteristics of Retardashians include: dark hair, large rear ends and small IQ's. They are often spotted on the arms of large, mouth breathing athletes. They have been known to marry just for fun.
Can you believe that Retardashian ended her marriage after only 72 days?
Retardashian by kcsmawm1 January 28, 2012

Retardando 

Wow! Ross really is the retardando.

retardando 

the misspelling of the REAL word- ritardando. Retardando is not a slang or real word, just the way someone who has no knowlege of music would spell it.

Ritardando- To slow down the tempo. Used in Music scores to show a change in the tempo(speed) of the music.
You are a retard if you spell the word ritardando like retardando.
retardando by DoubleXM July 11, 2007

Retardundant

Something that is both stupid and redundant.
Carl's idea to have everyone in the group make separate versions of the same paper, rather than split the project up among the group, was widely viewed as retardundant.

Carl is a reduntard.

repeat redundant
Retardundant by Gnarl Alfie April 22, 2015

retardacia 

a whole new level of retardation not consistent with common thought thinking, often asking the same dumb ass questions over and over again.
Johnny came over and said he didn't think he was arrested for any reason and he wanted to go home now, and proceeded to give logic as to why he needs to leave right now and he will repeat this to anyone in earshot over and over again, thus he is in a mental state of retardacia.
retardacia by fivexfive March 2, 2018

Retardardion 

If all the retarded people got together and formed a colony or World of Warcraft race, this would be it. They live in hills and fly jet planes. When in battle, they should Billy Joel and wield short swords.
1.Watch out! You could get tetnis from that angry Retardardion!

2.Dood no way, her new boyfriend is a fucking Retardardion!?!?!
More from Urban Dictionary

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Load more