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retarded barbies 

retarded barbies are a fast growing social group of people found all over the uk. mainly retarded barbies also known as R.B´s are aged 16-19 and most commonly found in learning establishments such as schools and colleges, however R.Bs lack in intelligence and therefore use these buildings as a rest station between drinking days, to sober up.

generosity knows no bounds with these people, sharing everything from clothes to boyfriends.

you can recognise R.B´s easily by there fashion dress, they try to keep up with the latest fashions while tryin to customise it themselves which doesnt work making them fashion victims that look like gypsys.

although its a rareity, R.B´s do work,but its generally at a hotel doing "bar/waitressing work" but mostly they use D.A.D.D.Y as a personal banking service.

but all in all we salute you R.B´S, things wouldnt be the same without you
most of the female population of manchester that arent chavs!
retarded barbies by psychotic September 4, 2005

Retarded Animal Babies 

A seriously funny flash cartoon that many people think is a blatant ripoff of the flash cartoon series "Happy Tree Friends". This is not true, simply because the characters talk and make jokes in RAB, whereas in Happy Tree Friends the only "humor" is pointless violence.
Retarded Animal Babies pwns Happy Tree Friends.

Retarded Animal Babies 

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?
"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me
Retarded Animal Babies by Dave December 14, 2004

Retarded Animal Babies 

The absolute FUNNIEST thing I ever saw on the internet. Involves small, talking, baby, animals going on inane adventures. Very, very vulgar at times but the MOST AMAZING thing ever.
Retarded animal babies rocks my world.

Cat: Dungeons and dragons: a game with weird shaped dice and fuckloads of rules

Retarded Animal Babies 

A series of flash videos which are extremly funny. It features a sex-crazed, horny dog. A bunny which dies in most episodes, kenny style. A hamster which wants to fuck bruce willis. A donkey which is plain retarted but is the funniest. And finaly the cat, who once put some magic eggplants in his derriere.

If you havnt seen it, definately check out the series on newgrounds.
"Let's all catch thumbtacks on our bear eyes!" -Donkey
"I put some magic eggplants in my derriere" -Cat
"I brought 2 lesbians playing ping-pong with their life affirming jubblies" -Dog
"It are suckiest" -Hamster
"C is for clamhat." -Bunny

My point is, Retarded Animal Babies rocks!
Retarded Animal Babies by Yaziyo December 28, 2005

Retarded Animal Babies 

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.
"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."
Retarded Animal Babies by Raptor October 21, 2003

retarded animal babies 

Very funny, yet equally gross, cartoon about three year old animals and their adventures through life. Comes equipped with foul language. And that little hampsters obsessed with Bruce Willis.
"Santa, O Dark One, I'll whisper, not shout. Please give me my gun, I won't shoot my eye out."
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