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rectology 

1) The act or study of rectum thrashing with a large penis or tool.

2) The stretching of a woman's anal cavity by a well endowed plummer.

3) The term used to describe ass pounding and/or cornholing.

4) The study of hemmoroid re-insertion.
Yo man, I heard that you were studying rectology at my old college, F.U.

Damn Luke, you just schooled that hoe like a professional rectologist!

My friend Berto is a plumber, however as a side job he is a freelance rectologist. He loves cleaning all sorts of pipes.
rectology by Berto March 9, 2006

retrology 

The study of the movement of transforming earth into a new mentality earth, from a barbaric to peaceful, light minded one.
We practice retrology to understand the new earth.
retrology by Retrology Community August 11, 2020

Rectrilogy

A series of four movies. The addition of a third sequel allows the studio to continue making lots of money, at the expense of quality.
The Lethal Weapon series consists of four movies and is therefore a rectrilogy. Imagine a world without Lethal Weapon 4.

reptology 

the branch of herpetology that deals with reptiles, the other branch being amphibiology.
When it comes to reptology, I am like a layman.
reptology by uttam maharjan October 8, 2010

Remstrology 

This is the firm belief that rem from "re:zero" is the best waifu and that no other 2d female anime character is better than her.
Jack "Do you like 02 or Hinata better"
Jason "I'm a remstrologist, I believe in remstrology."
Remstrology by JIZZYBOY12 May 19, 2021

Reserology 

The study of unlocking the human brain.

Derived from the latin word "Reserata" translating to "unlocked".
The scientific field of Reserology had recently achieved a massive breakthrough.
Reserology by Reserologist April 4, 2024
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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