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Ratology 

The sophisticated, intense and vigorous study of a mammal species: rats. Case developed by Professor Jonathan Pruett. 3.8% acceptance rate into the class, and a minimum SAT score of 1400 is required.
Person 1: "Jonathan, what are you going to major?"
Jonathan: "I'm studying ratology. I find it quite interesting and I am passionate in the subject."
Ratology by awesomekawaiiman May 14, 2019

ratology 

The intense and devoted study of the rat; created by jonathan
"I got accepted into UCLA"
"Oh cool, what are you gonna study?"
"Ratology"
ratology by ratology May 14, 2019

Uber-ratology 

The study of rats whom don human costumes, and parade as beings in order to progress the greater rat state.
On referencing her guide to Uber-ratology Jane discovered her company’s CEO was in fact a rat.

Retardology 

Retardology is the science of slow mind and behavior. Its immediate goal is to understand retarded humans by both discovering general principles and exploring specific cases, and its ultimate aim is to benefit society. In this field, a professional practitioner or researcher is called a Retardologist, and can be classified as a Prankster, Comedian, or Jew. Retardologists attempt to understand the role of mental functions in individual that seem to act “different” than other humans in social behavior, while also exploring the retardological and idiotological processes that underlie certain functions and behaviors.
Im a Retardologist and i study Retardology

Hey look! Its a retardologist, a person who studies retarded people. That means he specializes in retardology
Retardology by Emanstyle16 December 6, 2010

rectology 

1) The act or study of rectum thrashing with a large penis or tool.

2) The stretching of a woman's anal cavity by a well endowed plummer.

3) The term used to describe ass pounding and/or cornholing.

4) The study of hemmoroid re-insertion.
Yo man, I heard that you were studying rectology at my old college, F.U.

Damn Luke, you just schooled that hoe like a professional rectologist!

My friend Berto is a plumber, however as a side job he is a freelance rectologist. He loves cleaning all sorts of pipes.
rectology by Berto March 9, 2006

restrology 

Restrology is a hyponym of hotel management.
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