Responsiber 

The one who holds the responsibility in a given situation

Kathryn- "Who is responsible for cleaning this damn house!?"

Blake- "YOU are the responsiber."

Responsiber by EZLN¡yaBasta! June 27, 2013

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS 

A recently created internet meme originally coined on Topless Robot.com. It comes from a comment posted by user "Brickhousebunny21" as follows:

"WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? I wanna know whose idea was this RIGHT NOW. Who did this on purpose, huh? I found this little secret and I'm so angry I wanna know who did this and why or I'll report everyone here to the site moderaters on this website and Yiffstar and have the one responsible BANNED FOR LIFE. NOW TELL ME WHO DID THIS NOW?"

Brickhousebunny21 will now be mocked for life on Topless Robot.com

WHAT!!! I WAS BANNED FROM THE FURRY WEBSITE I LVOE SO MUCH! WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!!!

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS by khaan111 September 21, 2009

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum 

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum by Hyacinth Bucket April 23, 2005

responsible drunk 

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely

I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

responsible drunk by Blackgurl July 13, 2018

Responsible 

Definitely not you if your reading this.
Do some dishes for God's sake
If this doesn't get a vote I will slaughter you family.
Opposite of a Teenager

"Why won't you try and act responsible?" -dad
"I'll whoop yo ass"
-also dad

Responsible by Larry Gadon May 27, 2019

irresponsibly responsible 

To do something irrisponsible to avoid doing something more irresponsible.

Jimmy: I didn't want to drive home so i got so drunk that i couldn't find my car.
Arjay: Yeah, way to be irresponsibly responsible

irresponsibly responsible by slimjim527jr August 12, 2010

Responsibeerity 

The responsibility of bringing the beer.

Lady1: Hey- where's the beer?

Lady2: I thought it was your turn to buy?

Lady1: I did last time- it was your responsibeerity!

Responsibeerity by Mafrail July 8, 2011