Responderer 

When you are an absolutely terrible responder. Especially on Snapchat. Terrible communicator.

Lea is the worst responderer on Snapchat I have ever met.

Responderer by Willy Boof July 3, 2022

Thirst Responder 

A thirst responder is someone who follows the firefighters in on a scene of a crime or a crisis with a water bottle and they really hate that hes there. Cause he just squirts all the people in the face that are in peril and the firefighters are like we are trying to save this person. The thirst responder is like "They look thirsty to me" and he like squirts them in the face. The firefighters dont know where he came from but its a sad story when you really go back in time. The poor guy watched someone thirst to death in a building that wasnt on fire. After that he thought anyone who was in trouble is probably thirsty so he carries water and Gatorade around with him. The police just cant catch him cause hes wanted for a lot of things like not being the place where hes supposed to be

Jermey is such a thirst responder

Thirst Responder by Vadoom335 November 1, 2017

Thirst Responder 

Dudes that start hitting on a girl immediately after she becomes single.

Bryce didn't even wait an hour after jen ended her relationship to ask her out. He's such a thirst responder.

Thirst Responder by Yesitwo August 31, 2017

First Responder

First Responder,
Some guy who is the first guy in line for that free pitcher of beer at the Brewery.

Volunteer Fireman Bob is such a worthless asshole he calls 10 times a week begging for a keg of beer for his fireman's summer party. Why he must have heard somebody got a SSDI disability check and he's the first responder to beg for that money.

First Responder by LatNerd May 11, 2011

third responder 

Refers to the third man in a gang bang.

Jimmy it's your turn to throw that hoe a good fuckin. You are the third responder. Now get your ass in there and lay some pipe!

third responder by JoeyBomm April 9, 2020

Last responders 

The professionals who are the last people that provide care to a deceased individual. This group of people includes morticians, coroners, forensic investigators, religious professionals, cemetery workers, and thanatologists. Last responders are usually responsible for determining how someone died, giving the individual their last rights, setting up and performing the individual’s funeral, burial and or cremation, and providing care to the individual’s grave stone, assuming they were buried in a public cemetery, in the event individual’s family is deceased and or unable to do so.

The last responders determined that Nevil died from a drug overdose.

Last responders by Vanguard 1998 September 22, 2021

First Responder

The poop that follows the first cup of coffee you enjoy in the morning.

“Hold all my calls!” Chad proudly announced to the offfice as he ran for the unisex restroom... “I gotta First Responder!”

First Responder by Duke_Electra October 27, 2017