resitory

1. noun: from the show Trailer Park Boys, and about 10,000 other idiots in the world (based on a literal string search on Google) used to indicate capacity to hold information, such as repository or a repertoire.

2. adj: describing an anatomical system for breathing/respiration.

1. TPB - Mr Lahey: Never mind him. He only has one joke in his resitory.

from Google: site migration and content resitory exportation

2. from Google: upper resitory infection. resitory distress.

resitory by fathermike January 21, 2010

Upper Respitory Johnson 

When a guy grabs a girl (or guy), spins him/her upside down and then shoves his penis inside his/her mouth so quickly, aggressively, and deeply, that she has difficulty breathing and eventually develops an upper respitory problem. This is very unsafe, and has sometimes resulted in death. To upper respitory johnson someone is to be spun upside down and develop an upper respitory condition, as described above. Only for the most hardcore of us.

Wow, Frank just upper respitory johnson'd that guy!

Upper Respitory Johnson by theURjohnson2 April 16, 2009

upper respitory infection

General an excuse for pussies to stay home from work. A glorified word for a cold.

When I got a cold, I mean an Upper Respitory Infection, my cat and I stayed home for a month while my dad picked peaches off the farm.

upper respitory infection by Dennis AKA Fat April 29, 2005