Similar but opposite situation to the word mansplain except that in mansplaining, men are to blame, in the eyes of women, for explaining things to women from a twisted male perspective. Cuntorting the truth is when women tell men how it "really" is/was.
Well sure Babe, when you cuntort it like that, it makes sense why I'm an asshole for mansplaining why your car ran out of gas.
by fathermike September 03, 2017
1. noun: from the show Trailer Park Boys, and about 10,000 other idiots in the world (based on a literal string search on Google) used to indicate capacity to hold information, such as repository or a repertoire.
2. adj: describing an anatomical system for breathing/respiration.
2. adj: describing an anatomical system for breathing/respiration.
1. TPB - Mr Lahey: Never mind him. He only has one joke in his resitory.
from Google: site migration and content resitory exportation
2. from Google: upper resitory infection. resitory distress.
from Google: site migration and content resitory exportation
2. from Google: upper resitory infection. resitory distress.
by fathermike January 21, 2010
by fathermike July 05, 2017
I believe she meant she was cumming but maybe I simply miscuntstrued that when she only intended to arrive.
by fathermike July 05, 2017
dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
by fathermike July 12, 2011