rerum

What you call someone wearing a horizontally striped dress that is rude and annoying.

Omg she is such a rerum

rerum by Imimimimimimi1673 August 22, 2017

resume blindness 

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

resume blindness by AYYFRON July 5, 2010

Retrumplican 

A Trump supporter that has abandoned traditional Republican values

He used to be a respectable person of principal but now he's just a populist retrumplican

Retrumplican by mindfull August 28, 2018

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011

Redumbdant 

The act of using your turn signal to take an on/off ramp on the highway, and leaving it on for the duration of the entire circle.

Spoken in rage to the car in front of you: "I can see that your turning right, TURN OFF YOUR GOD DAMN SIGNAL YOU'RE BEING REDUMBDANT!"

Redumbdant by Crepuscular March 28, 2015

RezRumble 

The greatest send group in the history of the sends. A very rare breed of humans that can drink to no end. Without a doubt the coolest men in the world. The boys

Yo are you boys going to the RezRumble on Friday

RezRumble by RezRumble February 6, 2020

resume 

it's a document with which the employer cleans his ass after you leave it with him,generally after an interview

leave your resume on the desk,i'll take a look at it

resume by vil v January 29, 2010