Definitions by Crepuscular

meat broom

An extremely long penis with a bulbous tip which makes it resemble a broom. It's used to sweep dust bunnies out of a pussy.

"Bro, I found this sweet Gmilf. I cleaned her with my meat broom."

meat broom by crepuscular March 11, 2017

BLKKSD 

Big Long King Kong Schlong Dong

Girl 1: " What's wrong with you? You can hardly walk."
Girl 2: " I recently encountered a BLKKSD.

BLKKSD by crepuscular March 11, 2017

Redumbdant 

The act of using your turn signal to take an on/off ramp on the highway, and leaving it on for the duration of the entire circle.

Spoken in rage to the car in front of you: "I can see that your turning right, TURN OFF YOUR GOD DAMN SIGNAL YOU'RE BEING REDUMBDANT!"

Redumbdant by Crepuscular March 28, 2015