regressive left 

A term coined by anti-extremist activist Maajid Nawaz, to describe far left zealots who defend and support extremist ideologies, cultural and religious relativity and pander to absurd sensitivities. You'll often find these SJW type plonkers screaming racist or bigot at anybody who dares challenge their one size fits all view of the world.

The regressive left are generally Guardian readers

regressive left by Trihomoclops January 12, 2016

Regressive Rock 

A style of music that emerged in the 2000's. Regressive Rock is commonly characterized by relentless use of 4/4 time, unimaginative lyrics, mundane 4 minute verse-chorus-verse-chorus-bridge-chorus song structures and lengths, and generally untalented musicians. Instrument choice is limited to guitar bass and drums.

Also sometimes called "Reg Rock"

Nickelback is a great regressive rock band, they're so brilliantly unimaginative!

Regressive Rock by Leifenhausen March 22, 2010

refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD) 

Condition characterized by the recurrent, obsessive need to refresh one's browser in the hopes of revealing new comments, accolades or validation regarding a Facebook status, link or photo posting.

Zoe's refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD) became debilitating when, four minutes after posting on Facebook, she had received no comments on the adorable photos of her kids.

refreshive compulsive disorder (RCD) by bobo76 January 11, 2010

Manic Depressive Rock 

A genre of music defined by a happy sound and depressing lyrics with the added ability to swing your current mood violently in the opposite direction when listened to.

"Man I was in such a crappy mood until I listened to some Billy Joel and The Doors. Manic Depressive Rock, always does the trick."

Manic Depressive Rock by SlickDealZ February 8, 2012

Recessive

A term for white people which refers to white people scientifically being "genetically recessive". This is why the "one drop rule" was created.

"Don't ever let these recessives make you feel like you're subhuman".

Recessive by IBTAL September 26, 2019

Regressive Liberal 

Another words for Social Justice Warrior. They are the mirror equivalent to the left what the conservative far right is the the republican party.

Regressive liberals are usually people who's mental genders & sexualities are so obscure that even the LGBT didn't represent them, but they've hijacked that as well & have expanded it.

Regressive liberals are usually sexist or racist but argue that only men can be sexist & that only caucasians can be racist.

Regressive liberals value feelings over facts. They want to make words that hurt their feelings illegal. They want to force people to use their preferred gender pronouns. They want to be given respect without having to earn it.

Regressive liberals tents to be in their teens & twenties, so they're incredibly hormonal with unchecked rage & are easier to trigger than a bull in a shop that only sells red dishes.

Rather than vote for a candidate that represents their actual political interests, regressive liberals tend to vote for candidates who represent their gender, race, or sexual preference.

Regressive Liberal by ThatEvilRedhead July 3, 2016

passive-depressive 

Passive-depressive(noun): The state of being passively depressive

"I'm not saying I want to kill myself, BUT GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY do I want to kill myself!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH this a joke. see how its a joke and not me being genuinely suicidal isnt this hilarious??? ahhahahagahahahahfuck"

"... bro quit being passive-depressive and admit you need help for the wellbeing of everyone around you please"

passive-depressive by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017