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Rembranch

An arborist qualified to prune trees into artistic masterpieces.
That tree dude was a real "rembranch"; look how beautifully trimmed my tree is.
by veener July 20, 2009
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rembranch

somebody very stupid, not entirely with it. only half knows what they are talking about. started in radnorshire, wales to insult thick farmers
"What a rembranch!!"
by joe williams June 11, 2006
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refranchising

Re-franchising is the resale of company owned (corporate owned) businesses by franchisors. Also referred to as going franchise.

If a franchisor has multiple franchises within their chain, often times many are owned by corporate and others are owned by franchisees (individual operators). When the franchisor decides to sell all or several of the company owned units, they are refranchising (also known as going franchise). Excellent way to free up cash, reduce risk and grow their chain (as often times if executed properly; the franchisees will out perform the company managers; for many reasons; most often as franchisees have skin in the game).
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by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
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Rembrandt

An adjective used to describe something dead cool and classic. In fact if someone describes you as rembrandt, then you have made it in life.
"she's totally rembrandt right now."
by a class act June 11, 2009
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Rembranted

Your asshole is dirty looking, you need to get that shit Rembranted
by Geo316 July 25, 2019
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paint a rembrandt

I'll meet up with you guys in a minute. I've got to go paint a rembrandt first.
by Johnny Johnson Jones January 16, 2009
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burning rembrandt

On June 15th 1985, a Lithuanian man entered the Hermitage museum in Leningrad, and approached Rembrandt's 1636 painting "Danae". He slashed and stabbed at the ancient canvas twice, then tossed a bottle of sulfuric acid at it. This event is referenced in the phrase "a burning rebrandt". Though acid was used to burn this painting away, anything that burns in anyway may be remarked upon as being a burning rembrandt, or as burning like a rembrandt.
"My bacon was burnt like a rembrandt"
"That warehouse is burning like a rembrandt!"
by James February 22, 2005
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