Rembrandt

An adjective used to describe something dead cool and classic. In fact if someone describes you as rembrandt, then you have made it in life.

"she's totally rembrandt right now."

by a class act June 11, 2009

rembrandt

Word used to describe somebody who is particularly good at graffiti art. Taken from the graffiti artist in The Warrior who is nicknamed Rembrandt.

"Did you see that picture of a dog someone sprayed on the chip shop wall?"
"Yeah, the guys a proper Rembrandt!"

by Swizzlestick December 9, 2007

Rembrandt

Rembrandt, Dutch Renaissance artist cir. 1600 known for his usage of light and shading, was a sexy piece of ass.

'Look at the shading on /that/ ass, yo'

'fo real'

by Dane April 16, 2005

Rembrandt

Used pejoratively, the term "Rembrandt" can be applied to any lecherous individual over 40 with pedophilic predilections of any sort.

The term was originated in Germany in the early 2000s in reference to a highly suspicious park-dweller in Bonn who accosted a group of schoolchildren inviting them to a "night walk" with lanterns. The individual wore an ornate leather hat not unlike those in Rembrandt's famous painting "The Night Watchman."

The term can also be used more playfully to designate any individual (almost always male) guilty of ogling women under 18.

That guy over there is a Rembrandt. I'd keep your kids away from him at all costs.

by Doctor Max July 30, 2012

Rembrandt

When you are with a girl, and you pull a chunk of her hair out, cum all over it, then pint her face with it

Matt was with a chick last night and he finally pulled off a Rembrandt for the ages!

by DC masterpieces September 17, 2022

Rembrandt's Kiss

When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?

I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.

by Unreasonable_Man March 15, 2024

Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?

I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.

by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024