Rembrandt
An adjective used to describe something dead cool and classic. In fact if someone describes you as rembrandt, then you have made it in life.
Rembrandt by a class act June 11, 2009
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rembrandt
Word used to describe somebody who is particularly good at graffiti art. Taken from the graffiti artist in The Warrior who is nicknamed Rembrandt.
"Did you see that picture of a dog someone sprayed on the chip shop wall?"
"Yeah, the guys a proper Rembrandt!"
"Yeah, the guys a proper Rembrandt!"
rembrandt by Swizzlestick December 9, 2007
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Rembrandt
Used pejoratively, the term "Rembrandt" can be applied to any lecherous individual over 40 with pedophilic predilections of any sort.
The term was originated in Germany in the early 2000s in reference to a highly suspicious park-dweller in Bonn who accosted a group of schoolchildren inviting them to a "night walk" with lanterns. The individual wore an ornate leather hat not unlike those in Rembrandt's famous painting "The Night Watchman."
The term can also be used more playfully to designate any individual (almost always male) guilty of ogling women under 18.
The term was originated in Germany in the early 2000s in reference to a highly suspicious park-dweller in Bonn who accosted a group of schoolchildren inviting them to a "night walk" with lanterns. The individual wore an ornate leather hat not unlike those in Rembrandt's famous painting "The Night Watchman."
The term can also be used more playfully to designate any individual (almost always male) guilty of ogling women under 18.
Rembrandt by Doctor Max July 30, 2012
Rembrandt
When you are with a girl, and you pull a chunk of her hair out, cum all over it, then pint her face with it
Rembrandt by DC masterpieces September 17, 2022
Rembrandt's Kiss
When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?
Rembrandt's Kiss by Unreasonable_Man March 15, 2024
Rembrandt's Kiss
While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
Rembrandt's Kiss by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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