Rembranted

Anal bleaching

Your asshole is dirty looking, you need to get that shit Rembranted

Rembranted by Geo316 July 25, 2019

Rembrand 

A brand so important that it has the value and historical significance of an old master painting (e.g. Rembrandt)

Starbucks, its a Rembrand in the making. Ferrari, truly a Rembrand

Rembrand by Julian howard March 1, 2009

retranted 

Tik tok content creator that makes edits, video's about games and etc.

retranted is my favourite tik toker.

retranted by Lxrxy June 20, 2021

Rembrand 

Rembrand is a very rare Dutch name referring to the famous artist, I think.

Rembrands are very smart and creative people. They like science and especially physics. They like sci-fi movies, love to imitate Star Wars characters, and boi they're constantly so good at it. They have this very specific taste of humor that you always look for but can't find in anyone. They're open-minded, you could discuss ANY topic with them and since they don't get bored easily it could go on for hours. Rembrands are not too kind to themselves idk why but they're SO open and caring to others it'd amaze you. You can always be sure that he'll be there when you need him, I only wish they knew how special they are. 21 years on earth yet I only met one (my forever-favorite person).

personA: So you haven't met your Rembrand yet huh?
personB: I don't know maybe I have.
personA: Oh believe me, dear, you'd know.

Rembrand by HumanSizedYoda March 12, 2022