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Rembranted

Your asshole is dirty looking, you need to get that shit Rembranted
Rembranted by Geo316 July 25, 2019
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Rembrand 

A brand so important that it has the value and historical significance of an old master painting (e.g. Rembrandt)
Starbucks, its a Rembrand in the making. Ferrari, truly a Rembrand
Rembrand by Julian howard March 1, 2009
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retranted 

Tik tok content creator that makes edits, video's about games and etc.
retranted is my favourite tik toker.
retranted by Lxrxy June 20, 2021

Rembrand 

Rembrand is a very rare Dutch name referring to the famous artist, I think.

Rembrands are very smart and creative people. They like science and especially physics. They like sci-fi movies, love to imitate Star Wars characters, and boi they're constantly so good at it. They have this very specific taste of humor that you always look for but can't find in anyone. They're open-minded, you could discuss ANY topic with them and since they don't get bored easily it could go on for hours. Rembrands are not too kind to themselves idk why but they're SO open and caring to others it'd amaze you. You can always be sure that he'll be there when you need him, I only wish they knew how special they are. 21 years on earth yet I only met one (my forever-favorite person).
personA: So you haven't met your Rembrand yet huh?
personB: I don't know maybe I have.
personA: Oh believe me, dear, you'd know.
Rembrand by HumanSizedYoda March 12, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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