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An alternate way to say "deficate", similar to "drop the Cosby kids off at the pool" or "take the Browns to the Super Bowl." Except in this case, it is often used to indicate a massive bowel movement, one worthy of the Gods themselves.

Oh my Gods, I ate at the Greek buffet for lunch, and now I have to release the Krakken!

release the Krakken by kn0wbody April 5, 2010

Words you can keep

Release the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

Release the kraken by ashraptor April 1, 2010

Release the Kracken

To defacate, usually urgently or in desparation.

Derived from the Kracken of ancient Greek legend - a huge sea monster which resembled a floater.

Holy fuck, I really need to release the Kracken.

Hey Man, I wouldn't go in there for a while - I've just released the Kracken.

Release the Kracken by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Release the Kraken

The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.

Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"

Release the Kraken by Hombre-Oso-Cerdo 2 January 17, 2011

Release The Kraken!

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

Release The Kraken! by RedZebra November 29, 2010

release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis

Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.

release the Kraken by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010

Release The Kraken

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

Release The Kraken by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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